Ideally this is how my birthday will roll;
- Job interview in the morning
- find out i get the job in the afternoon
- parents buy me all the things
- no one else bails on my birthday and everyone comes out
- i get hammered
- then go alton towers the next day
- xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxooxoxxoxoxoxooxoxoxxo