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Questions from Lee-ummm thank you
Would you prefer to punch ten wasps or twenty spiders?
idk how big are these things
Where are you sat?
in my living room, refusing to get out of my gym clothes coz i look fly as fuck
What’s your favourite alcomahrolic drink?
I drink alcoholic drinks, and mostly drink the free ones i get from various places, carlsberg, applebites, anything with spiced rum; Kraken, Bacardi Oakheart, El Dorado, O’Hara’s, Havana Clubs…most lagers. I’m not picky, I love a good merlot or Rioja any fruity reds tbh
How do you drink your coffee?
I use my lips and swallow. Kinda like a blow job. Idk I love lattes
Which author can you just not stand?
Lemony snicket or that bitch that did a series of unfortunate events, because basically when you think about it, that’s the real reason why British T.V has soap opera’s. They’re all a series of unfortunate events.
If a stranger offered you a jaffa cake would you eat it?
Probably. I have no social filters
Do you like your job?
No, being underpaid and taken advantage of is never a great thing
What’s your biggest cooking disaster?
I tried making a cheese omlette whilst drunk just before I started my job as a chefs assistant and it was that bad it just looked like scrambled egg. So i ordered in.
Ever started a fire?
Yes. I am FIRELORD ZUKO
What book do you plan on reading next?
Nothing until TEFL is done
New questions!
Who would you like to meet out of anyone in the world? (Living)
Any celebrity I want to fuck
What animal would you be for the day if you had the chance
Sloth
What’s your favourite Pizza Topping?
Cheese, Mushrooms, spinach, more cheese and onions.
If Tumblr just disappeared from the internet, what would you spend your time on?
porn.
Would you prefer to see how your great grandparents lived in the past or see how your great grandchildren are living in the future?
future coz there was a war going on n cba getting bombed n stuff
Favourite genre of film?
I don’t really have one.
Have you ever committed a crime?
being gay, enjoying one episode of glee, I watched catching fire online the other day, I probably would fuck Walt Jr
What celebrity would you murder if you could get away with it?
Any none comedians that appear on panel shows that try to but funny but fail, C’MON LAUREN LAVERNE YOU AINT FOOLING ANYONE. OH AND RUSSELL HOWARD, SHOUTING THINGS THAT ARE ESTABLISHED ON THE INTERNET AS FUNNY ISN’T COMEDY, ITS REGURGITATION.
cba adding questions bar this one;
Am I pretty?